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Danteslnferno: Shorty But Cutey, With a Nice Booty.
Sign
Libra
Height
5' 5" (165 cm)
Age
35 year old Man
Ethnicity
Caucasian with no hair
Smoker?
No
Body Type
Average
Religion
Non-Religious
Rate My Picture
No
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I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Dating

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Single
Profession
Human Resources & Health and Safety Coordinator
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
 
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About Me
Edit: January 26, 2007. I quit smoking!!! I hope I can continue to be smoke free, but man those cravings hit like tidal waves!!! I don't mind it if you smoke, but I definately am going to try to stay smoke - free!!!
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Ah HAH!!! Caught Ya Reading!!! Sneaking up on me like that!!! I could have been in a compromising position you know. Well ok since you are here kick back, relax, and read on!!! Oh, shoes off the furniture please and thank you!!! You look fabulous by the way!!!!

What's that? Who am I? Ok, so I'm 5'5" tall which seems to be a problem for some of you. Let me just say that though I am short in stature I am huge in personality and actually very well proportioned for my height, and dang cute!!! I'm a fun loving guy who is up to almost anything once as long as I am with someone who enjoys having a good time. I'm not afraid to try new things. I SAID ALMOST. If you are looking for a Drug runner for your Cartel, a hitman to whack your ex, or your personal credit card when you go shoppping, please hang up and try your call again!!! hahahaha. I am known to be a bit of a flirt who loves to laugh and make people laugh. However, though I may appear aloof at first glance, I do have a serious and intellectual side to my personality and am a good listener.

So what am I looking for? I'm looking to meet a woman I can get to know, spend time with, share activities and interests, learn about what makes her tick, or about things that make us cringe. I'm not looking for a chat/email friendship. I am definately looking for something that can be played out in real life. We'll laugh, we'll cry, we'll sing, we'll dance ... it will be better than CATS and Les Miserables PUT TOGETHER WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA (Can't promise no singing, depending on the song on the radio in the car or the bar we frequent). Someone who is willing to share her life with me and endulge herself in mine. I don't have a specific criteria of who I am looking for. I think that's what communicating and getting to know each other is about. So let's talk, go out, get to know one another and see what may happen.

P.S. I've driven a lot farther for a lot more ridiculous reasons, like the time I drove to Chevy Chase Maryland to ask the locals why they named their town after the guy from the National Lampoon Vacation movies??? He's not THAT funny. So if you are thinking that distance is a problem, think again. Well, unless you live in Tazmania or something ...

First Date
Basically, something that will give us a chance to talk and get to know one another. Dinner and pool, or lunch and a walk through the park, or for more adrenalyne junkies, Dinner and a walk through Jane & Finch in Toronto!!! The following are NOT real ideas for a first date people:

First date? Drink lots and lots of alcohol then go outside and sing show tunes out loud while naked. Well, shoes, we'd need shoes.

Not your style? Ok, you can take the wheel of my car as I go into a local bank to make a "Withdrawl", just be ready to drive away REALLY FAST when I run out. Don't worry about my mask I have on!!!

No? Hmmmmmm ... KFC, 12 pack, and Porn? No? you don't like KFC?

Okay Okay, how about funeral crashing???? Ya know, people mourning the death of a loved one, we go in, consol the hot family members and eat free food. Wha? oh ya it's a DATE ... so? The more the merrier right??? HAHAHAHAHAHA

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what to say about dante? even though he and i never met in person we've posted together as well as emailed. he's funny, handsome, sincere, and from what i was told, he's one hell of a dancer. well dante, eventually when i'm able to venture up north i'm going to have to take you up on your offer with teaching me how to dance, and i'll have to teach you how to roller skate (if you don't already know), together we can put some of your moves on wheels. i also heard that he smells sooo good, it's just a shamed that with my nose being out of commition i may not be able to find that out for myself. now, dante along with others included me in with their crush bash and i'm honored. i just love that little pickle puss (rolled lip) in the pic with you holding the heart. anyway, as soon as i'm able to come up north i'll be honored to have a dance with you. mwahhh, (((hugs)))to you coming from stateside.

Well, Dante is the man of all men! Okay, seriously, he's amazing. He's funny, cute, sweet, sincere...he's always got me smilin'. He is SUCH a gentleman and I love that about him! He has a great sense of style and I know that I would never be embarassed to be seen in public with him... lol He's all-round great and I believe him to be quite a catch! xoxo

OK Dante, from the first time we chatted on here, to the time I met you on Saturday, you have always made me feel so wonderful! You are genuine and true, you don't pretend you are something you are not, and are the biggest sweetheart! I am so glad I met you, and look forward to the next time I do.~ Oh and I have to join the rest of the women saying you smell fabulous!!

Wow, where do I start!??? I met dantesinferno at the coffee night in Cambridge last Friday. I was immediately greeted with a huge hug, and ladies, he's a great hugger.. and he smells soooo good! lol We all had a great time, this guy had me laughing so hard my cheeks hurt. And dance?? sh!tya! And yet, there's a quiet, serious, caring and compassionate side to him as well.. great catch for some lucky fisherwoman!

You will be smiling when u hang with dante and laughing too he's got a sense of humour that i wish i had,He is my stalker but he's not a very good one so ladies get an e-mailing this true gentle man he sure to be gone soon.

Well lets see what can I say about my stalker?? I dont think a word has been invented to describe him. He's the nicest, sweetest, funniest guy! I haven't had the plaesure of meeting him yet, but I would in an instant. And apparently from what I've read he's a pretty good dancer, lol! So if you ever have a chance to meet him, I'd say do it! Hope to meet my stalker soon!!

I tried to think of an expression that would fit dantesinferno, and the only one I keep coming back to is ....."hot" haha.... Dante is one heck of a dancer, and he's cute too! Yup, hot is how I see him! Oh, did I mention that he smells really good? And he's nice! And he's funny! And...and...and....well, you get the idea. Catch him quick, before someone else does!

OMG what can I say about this fantastic guy that will get you to take notice of how awesome he is? After one meeting I was hooked by his charms, his friendliness, his sense of humour and his very pressence. Dante is a hidden treasure that needs to be discovered. So girls, happy hunting. Whoever finds him has found more then just a buried treasure. Just wait until you see this man dance!!! WOOOOHOOOO!!!!!


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