Marital Status
Prefer Not To Say
Profession
Resettlement Worker / Outreach Worker
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
About Me
In all honesty ~ I don't want to see your privates and I don't have a webcam. I am only here to meet cool people who can:
A) Catch up or keep up when I get a night out (this includes multi-tasking.. drinking AND being able to carry on an intelligent conversation)
B) Who can laugh at themselves but more so others (because I do that all the time and I know I'm going to hell for it :0)
C) Who see humor in embarassing situations (which happen quite frequently with me)
D) Who have half a brain in their head and don't mind estrogen induced prime time programming (or will feign interest on occasion) although L&O and Prison Break are totally acceptable in this capacity
and last...
E) Who know how to take a joke as well as give one...
In all actuality, I'm just here to see what's up...I travel to the UK a lot, I am mouthy but intelligent and I MUST laugh. I'm not at all professional although in my profession I should be.
I'm an avid reader, love horror and can actually carry on a half decent conversation although I bore easily and tend to get distracted a lot. Keep me interested and I'll talk for hours.
Outside of that, I really don't care what you say, do, eat, watch, read etc... half the time I'm not listening anyways.
First Date
Ok, so I'd probably ask that we go somewhere with a LOT of people or outdoors, that way, if you are some hideous 3 eyed freak with the personality of a wet rag ~ I can lose you quite easily. Not that I am a c*u*n*t, I just find people can be as fake as a Hollywood tramp here. Especially the married one's looking for "intimate encounters"... why the hell did you bother to get married in the first place jack*a*s*s????
Oh and for a laugh.. I've decided that these three profiles are my favorite. If you ARE these people, put the mouse DOWN:
"Desperately lonely loser, SWM,32,miserable,apathetic, tired of tv and watching my roomates hair fall out. Seeks depressed, unattractive SWF, 25-32, no sense of humor, for long talks about the macabre.
"SWM looking for blind female, any race or age. But of course blind people can't read-Fix me up with your friends."
or my personal favorite...
"Bitter, disillusioned SM recently rejected by longtime fiancee seeks decent, reliable woman, If such a thing exists in this cruel world of hatchet faced witches."
Don't ask me to do stupid things and I promise I won't tell you to f**k off.
Mail Settings (To message Nemissus you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Male
Age between 29 and 35
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be married
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