Hey guess what I got a couple of secrets.I have 4 piercings and 1 tattoo.I like to keep both feet on the ground but it is hard when one of them is in my mouth. I like to have fun I am a bit of a smart ass at times so watch yourself,
I do have a naughty side to me though that loves to get out from time to time I am very open minded,and somewhat of an exebitionist at times. What I don't like is someone who is boring and ashamed of thier apperance.I am a sun worshiper and love anything to do with the outside.One thing I am looking for is someone with honesty and integrity. You must love to laugh not just at me but your self too
I would like someone who has strong morals and family values like my self.I might come across as a momma's boy but dammit thats my mom LOL just kidding but I do like to place my family first.I do like to have a quiet evening in from time to time sharing a good bottle of red wine. or going out on a tear around the town
Now if you ask me if I like kids hmmmmmm...Never could eat a whole one lol MORE INTERESTS::::::: Trying to find the person hopping down the road with one shoe wtf.
Asking people at the information booth where can I find the information booth? Perfecting the MOTOR BOAT!!! Learning how to juggle live chickens.MITTENS,CHEESE SLICES,FINDING OUT IT COULD BE ILLEGAL TO JUGGLE CHICKENS
First date hmmmmm.go out and have a game of pool drink a beer or ten.maybe take my dogs for a walk. If the first date does get boring we could always name our toes. go out and try on a couple of straight jackets... Go out for dinner and try to find out if chickens taste as good on the outside as they do the inside? Why are there no bones in my ice cream grrrrrrrrrr.,...........A little twisted warped and bent..OH yeah and I can't be tickled.Just what is wrong with being a wise ass. Carving Watermelons for Holloween
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