Marital Status
Not Single/Not Looking
Profession
Professional Lapdance Evaluator
Do you want children?
Does not want children
About Me
First off, I'm not looking for a date. I'm just looking for friends. So, with that out of the way........
Let's have a little fun. Maybe share a few laughs.
About me ...
I like people who say what's on their mind rather than what they think I'd like to hear.
I am a coffee junkie.
Bad spelling bores me to tears.
I am an amateur food critic, but I salt everything whether it needs it or not.
I'm online sporadically, so don't be offended if you email me and I don't answer right away.
I usually respond to all my email(even hate-mail) eventually, but I like to see who I'm talking to.
I'm known to have a short attention span,
but only when I'm bored.(Look!! A distraction!!)
I have inadvertantly become a pic and profile junkie, but sometimes it's like a train wreck.(You can't help but look, but GAWD is it awful)
I'm also frequently a smart-ass, but I don't mean any harm.
Oh, and to all the ladies who keep sending me their nudie pictures, I have 2 words -- better lighting.
I believe in...
...opening doors
...love at first sight
...voting
...humor as a way of life
...open mindedness
...family
...working hard
...good grammar and literacy
...myself
...having fun whenever you can
...natural foods
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD.
Right now, as you read this, 17 Million Americans are having SEX!
And you're on the computer...
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I love irreverent or politically incorrect jokes. Got a good one? Send it my way.
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To be my friend you should be at least two of the following. Any two will do.
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Extremely witty,
Very funny,
A member of MENSA,
So mean that pit bulls run from you,
Famous,
Infamous,
So anal that you iron your socks,
Weird as hell,
A belly dancer,
Sarcastic all the time,
Just bored and want to harass some innocent guy,
Or, (and this counts as 2)
So hot that traffic accidents occur around you frequently.(Not when you are driving)
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If you got a laugh out of any of this, don't be shy. Say HI.
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First Date
There are no rules.
Maybe a first date should be over breakfast, because then you find out what the other person is like in the morning.
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