*****ATTENTION***** PEOPLE, STOP PUTTING UR DAMN CATS IN UR FUC***G PROFILE!!!!AND STOP SAYEN U HAVE A "few xtra pounds" ANYTHING MORE THEN 2 IS NOT A FEW YOUR FAT, FACE IT, COME TO TERMS WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!
IM A ****IN ***hole APPARENTLY, I DIDNT KNOW CHICKS WERE ***holeS, BUT WHOOT WHOOT! OK SO YEAH IM FAT, AND YOUR POINT IS? I GUESS IM SUPPOSED TO WRITE ABOUT MYSELF, UMMM I HAVE A FUKKED UP SENSE OF HUMOR, I LAUGH AT THE STUPIDEST THINGS, IM FUNNY AS HELL TO BE AROUND AND WOULD HAVE YOU DOUBLED OVER IN TEARS LAUGHING, IM A SINGLE MOM I HAVE 2 KIDS WHO ARE THE WORLD TO ME, SO IF YOU DONT LIKE KIDS, THEN UMMM DONT MESSAGE ME, I THINK NERDS & GEEKS ARE SEXII AS F&^K LOL SO YEAH IF YOU PREFER COMPUTER PORN, SITTING ON YOUR PC, WATCHING SHIIT LIKE CSI, THE FIRST 48HRS, AND ALL THAT MEDICAL "HOW THEY DID IT SHIIT" MESSAGE ME! LOL, IF YOU LIKE GOING TO THE BAR, GETTING REALLLLLLLLLL DRUNK, AND PARTYING, LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE. I LIKE TO READ, WRITE, THINK OF THINGS NOONE ELSE IN THE WORLD WOULD, I LIKE TO HAVE WEIRD CONVERSTATIONS ABOUT SHIIT THAT PEOPLE NORMALLY WOULDNT TALK ABOUT. IM PRETTY CUTE FOR A FAT CHICK (NO MY BELLY DOESNT SIT ON MY LAP!)SO UMM YEAH IF YOU WANT TO CHAT AND MY PERSONALITY DOESNT FREAK YOU OUT, MESSAGE ME!
OH YEAH AND I REALLY LIKE THE WORD SHIIT LMAO OH PS, DO ME A FAVOR, HOLD MY BEER WHILE I KISS UR GIRLFRIEND
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FIRST OFF ID WANNA SEE HOW BIG YOUR TRUNK IS, THAT WAY I KNOW HOW MANY DEAD BODIES I CAN FIT IN IT, THEN ID GET YOU TO PARK OUTSIDE A GAS STATION WHILE I WENT IN, ROBBED IT AND GET YOU TO DRIVE THE GET AWAY CAR. VROOOOOOOOOOM VROOOOOOOOM
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