Profession
Still learning!
Do you want children?
Does not want children
About Me
DO YOU THINK THAT WE WILL CLICK AND THAT THERE COULD BE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN US.....?
CAN YOU ENTICE ME WITH YOUR HUMOUR, EXPERIENCES AND CONVERSATION?
IF YOU'RE COSMOPOLITAN, READ ON.....
It's only fair to see who has contacted me (smile please!) NO PHOTO = NO REPLY!
ARE YOU LIKE ME? I AM: passionate, uncomplicated, practical, versatile, adaptable, honest, respectable (so far), broad-minded, faithful (always), considerate, fit and genuine. A good laugh, spontaneous, but also sincere, caring, compassionate, affectionate and warm. A real people-person! I'm a happy, easy-going individual. I'm independant and have no dependants. I value genuine relationships and detest false people!
I once worked in a massage parlour but got sacked 'cos I rubbed people up the wrong way! LOL
Sometimes I'm a Space Cadet, sometimes I'm intellectual! Sometimes I can be a party animal or maybe look like a dog (I'm not b i t c h y). Sometimes I'm a puddytat and sometimes I'm a T-I-G-E-R-RRRR!!! I'm a dark-horse, an owl, an ass, an ox, culture-vulture, eager-beaver, a minx!!! Gentle as a lamb with the ROAR of a lion but NEVER as quiet as a mouse! I don't rat! I am never a boar but sometimes a a pig! I rabbit a lot but I'm not a bunny boiler! Are you too chicken to contact me and have a whale of a time and perhaps release these animals in me? I'm rarely a "fish out of water!" (I'm still a kid at heart but don't make a monkey out of me).
HELP! SOMETIMES 2 OR 3 OF YOU COME THROUGH ALMOST AT ONCE ON THIS INSTANT COMMUNICATOR THINGY! I CAN ONLY DEAL WITH ONE MAN AT A TIME! SO MAIL ME IF YOU GET CUT OFF. (ooh errr misses!) So it's a 1st cum first served basis! I'll respond only to the mail (or should that be male - lol) that arouses me!
I've usually had YOUNGER MEN, but NOT to mother. Neither am I an old bag looking for a young shag! I'd love to just "instantly click" with someone. I love babies (couldn't eat a whole one but they're sweet - lol) and animals - now we're talking - I once married one! I have Irish/French roots (and a few grey hairs). I drink occasionally (Slainte, Skol, Prost, Cheers). I love all sorts of different things. I'm lively and out-going.
A man returns his blow-up doll to the sex shop and complains: "she keeps going down on me!" The Shop Manager replies: "If I'd known that, I'd have charged you extra!"
The lads had a whip round for me - I asked for a whippet puppy! Never mind, I can always do the self-flagollation thingy and keep the flies away at the same time! It might even help my whiplash and whip myself back into shape! (See pic)
"I AM A LADY, A REAL LADY! I WEAR LADIES CLOTHES AND DO LADIES THINGS...! " (Schhh! I'm a closet ladette!)
FILM: sci-fi, thrillers, horror & kids films, TV: Catherine Tate, Little Britain, House, ER, Grey's Anatomy, Silent Witness, Lost, Prison Break, Bad Lads Army, Supernatural, Deadwood, Sea of Souls, C.S.I., Desperate Housewives, The News.
When the man in my bed is sweating, gasping for breath, holding me tightly, screams my name and looks deep into my eyes..............................................., then I know that I've removed the pillow too soon! LOL
MUSIC: U2, Kanye West, Black Eyed Peas, GNR, Prodigy, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Pink Floyd, Scissor Sisters, Coldplay, Reggae, Rock, Club Dance, some classical, ethnic traditional music. Yeah!
IT'S YOUR PHEROMONES...YOUR HIGH TESTOSTERONE LEVELS OOZE FROM YOUR EVERY PORE...
I FIND IT I R R E S I S T I B L E ... BUT IF IT AIN'T THERE, IT AIN'T THERE; KNOW WOT I MEAN! AM I BOVVERED?
SORRY: Swearing, bad manners, beards, moustaches, body piercings, chavs and paunches are all turn-offs!
P L E A S E: no more roses unless genuine and no testy-moaney-alls!
First Date
I'll meet you (after lots of emails and eventually phone calls) somewhere on neutral ground. Perhaps a few drinks in a bar to gain "Dutch courage!" then maybe, progress onto dinner or share some chips! Please just be your natural self! AND IF THERE'S CHEMISTRY BETWEEN US...........................................................!!! CONGRATULATIONS; You have almost reached the end!
The sequel is with my publisher!
Thank you for taking the time to read my profile! LOL
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