UPDATE FEB 07: Hi Folks, sorry those of u who have me on yer favs, i forgot my pass word lol, and my email address got deleted by hotmail (thanks guys that was bright, cant a girl have an inbox for spam and non important mail lol!) and then i had a moment of clarity and remembered it! so hi again all
In The Forums I am Sometimes Pretty Outspoken In My Opinions - Lack Of Sleep Equals Lack Of Tact and Sometimes Even Offencive Comments, Sorry In Advance.
Yucky, don't be lookin at my vote history, i do not have any recolection voting the 2nd dude, yuck who would...
"av 12"..." thinkin wi the pants tut! - onsecond thoughts, perhaps I found that funny at 5am and don't remember!
I Don't really know what to write... I'm a sort of neurotic person i think, especialy due to Scottish people,
I like to be easy going, though i must admit i think that at times has made me seem frigid or something... But i think it's good to take all kinds of things slow...
I am sort of a little bit isolated, but i use my computer to escape that lonelyness...
I love accents, american and canadian top of my list, australian another, and oh god some english accents are just to die for!! I really like some scottish accents, too, but as with all regional accents, there are some which just sound completely manky
My own accent is distinctly scottish, as is my location! blame my little lie on pushy scottish men that don't comprehend the meaning of most people's first ever word: "NO"!
Drop me a line if you want, I wont bite and i also may be slow to reply...
I thought it would be a good addage to say that I am here for the chat/email like it says above
and I'll reply any messages from anyone, maybe even you, if you are happy not to have anything other than a probably 100% web based friendship. although it says "seeking a Man" above, i put that because I'm not gay, but I'll speak with ladies too (probably get a better conversation than some of the messages i get - the folks I continue to converse with need not think I'm implying they are bad conversationalists or weirdos or whatever, if i didn't like you're conversation I wouldn't ever bother to reply and you'd maybe appear on my blocked list - again sorry for the long waits for replies sometimes, insomnia makes me a bit dumb, and sometimes I'm just too tired to do anything apart from read)
Look forward to hearing from ya
so long for now!
PS: Oneliners wont reach me now so make an effort eh, and none of the "wut you warin" jazz, it is a bit boring you know, and doesn't really open any doors for a good craic/joke around/laugh.
PPS: when you write a message above the text input boxes it says "DO NOT SEND PEOPLE MONEY!" Been looking for paypal buttons on this site and found none, and i'm sort of of the opinion if anyone asks you for $$/££, if you're dumb enough to give card or b*nk details over a dating site, ummm maybe you should try therapy, and education might help too
I just found the funniest word/phobia: medectophobia (the fear of the contours of one’s penis being visible through one’s clothes)
Got a "ditz" joke (preffer the term ditz to blonde as i have actually never found the link between blonde haired people and absent mindedness in reality):
A woman breaks down and the break down company sends someone out to help. The guy tells the woman to sit tight while he has a look and lifts the bonnet.
After a bit he's closing the bonnet again and the women asks "Well...?"
He replies, "Oh just shlt in the carborator!"
The woman looks confused for a second and says "OK... And how often should I do that?!"
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